Pee Wee Herman is Hittin’ the Movie Theatres Again (Not what it sounds like!)
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin In 1985 Paul Ruebens and a plucky young director named Tim Burton teamed up to give the world, “Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.”One of the greatest cinematic gifts in the...
View ArticleWham! is Reuniting, Yes THAT Wham
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin Did you hear that? It’s the sound of nut-hugging short-shorts and “Choose Life” T-Shirts hi-fiving each other: THEY’VE GOT A JOB AGAIN, Y’ALL! The greatest jazz-handing...
View ArticleBret’s Career Has Gone to the Dogs
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin Bret Michaels is many things in this world, songwriter, father, wearer of terrible wigs, brain-injury survivor, walking STD petri dish, and now you can add: Pet Clothing...
View ArticleFred Willard Arrested For “Pulling A Pee Wee”
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin As a massive Christopher Guest Fan, and a lover of fine character actors, Fred Willard is a household name to me. Though I imagine some of you reading this post have no...
View ArticleIf You’ve Ever Watched NBC’s the Office, I’m About to Blow Your Mind
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin Like many folks out there, I’ve casually been a fan of NBC’s The Office off and on for years. One of my favorite characters is Phyllis Lapin Vance, the mild-mannered sex...
View ArticleSigns Of The Endtimes: Guy Fieri and Smashmouth Collaborate
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin Do you remember that band from the late 90’s/ Early 00’s, who had the fat “party dude” lead singer? I’m sorry, I’ll be more specific… ‘Memba, Smashmouth? Liars. Of...
View ArticleI’m a Sucker for Terrible Tattoos
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin As a life-long hedonist, there are many things in this world that bring me joy and unbridled pleasure. But few things match the happiness that laughing at horrible...
View ArticleHoney Boo Boo as Read by Christopher Walken
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin There are two types of people in this world: 1.Those who know who “Honey Boo Boo Child” is. and 2. Those who pretend to not know who “Honey Boo Boo Child” is. Any way...
View ArticleAin’t Nothin’ But a Roy G Biv Thang, Baby
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin Might as well mark it zero in the productivity column today, because I’m about to introduce you to your NEXT GREAT HOBBY/ Internet obsession. Bun B is a southern rap...
View Article2013 Will Be The Year Of The Cage
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin For those of you new to this clap-trap hobo parlor of a website, let me bring you up to speed on a little fact about yours truly. Actually, it’s about my Dad. He’s a...
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